From Diners to Horses

A weary long-haul truck driver dropped into a booth at a crowded roadside diner and said to the brand-new blonde server:

“Hey there—how about three blowouts, two high beams, and a pair of side steps?”

The waitress froze for a second, smiled politely, and hurried toward the kitchen, totally confused.
She leaned through the swinging door and whispered to the staff,

“There’s a guy out there asking for blowouts, high beams, and side steps… Is this a restaurant or a repair shop?”

The cook burst out laughing and nearly dropped his spatula.

“Don’t worry,” he said. “Truck slang. Blowouts mean pancakes, high beams are sunny-side eggs, and side steps are bacon.”

Relieved, she prepared the plate. As she was finishing up, she noticed a pot of baked beans and suddenly grinned to herself.

She added a scoop to the plate and carried it out proudly.

The trucker stared at the beans and frowned.

“What are these doing here?”

She smiled sweetly and said,

“Well, if you’re eating tires, headlights, and side steps… I figured you might as well top off the tank too!”

LOL!!

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A Blonde and the Two Horses

A blonde buys two horses but quickly realizes she can’t tell them apart.

She asks the neighboring farmer for advice.

“Cut the tail off one,” he suggests.

She does—but soon after, the other horse’s tail gets snagged on a branch and breaks off too.

Still confused, she goes back to the farmer.

“Cut one ear,” he says.

She follows his advice, but not long after, the second horse loses an ear on a barbed-wire fence.

Frustrated, she returns once more.

The farmer thinks for a moment and says, “Why don’t you just measure them?”

Later that day, she comes back smiling and says,

“Well, now it’s obvious. The white horse is two inches taller than the black one!”

LOL!!

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The $99 Cruise Deal

A blonde walks past a travel agency and notices a sign in the window:

“Cruise Special — Only $99!”

Excited, she walks in, places her money on the counter, and says,

“I’d like the $99 cruise, please.”

Without a word, the agent grabs her, takes her to the back, straps her to a giant inner tube, and rolls her down a hill into the river.

A few minutes later, another blonde sees the same sign, walks in, pays, and asks for the same deal.

She receives the exact same “cruise” and ends up floating down the river too.

Eventually, the current brings her alongside the first blonde.

After drifting quietly for a moment, the first one asks,

“Do you know if they serve drinks on this cruise?”

The second blonde replies,

“They didn’t last time.”

LOL!!

Hope this joke gave you a laugh! Have a wonderful day!